not every girl ..

Not Every Girl...
...likes/needs/wants to hear she's beautiful. doesn't know how to belch. wants bigger or any breasts at all. wears make-up to "look pretty". enjoys exposing her skin or flaunting even her best features. wants to have someone's hand to hold. likes pink. is grossed out by "distasteful" conversation. sucks at video games. is too weak for push-ups or arm-wrestling. likes purses, sparkles, and jewelry. wants or likes fresh flowers as gifts. cries. likes romance or love stories. is a hardass just because she doesn't embrace femininity. wants a husband, a family, or kids in her future. likes the beach. wants to be loved. enjoys chilvalry. thinks that thin is beautiful. likes chocolate. is a strong leader just because she doesn't always follow. likes to wear shorts or show her legs. is a tomboy because she doesn't like dresses and skirts. wants others to show or give her love. is a lesbian just because she's not dating or interested in guys. enjoys baths, massages, spas, manicures, facials or lotions with good-smelling perfumes and lip glosses. is computer illiterate. has dreamt of or planned her wedding day. shaves her legs regularly. thinks Johnny Depp is hot or that Angelina Jolie is drop dead gorgeous. dreamt of being a princess or played dress-up as a child. has Ben&Jerry's as her best friend and comfort food. is rock solid inside just because she can't cry. wants one to pay for her at dinner or a movie. who colors her hair does it out of superficiality. enjoys receiving little gifts or sweet nothings. dreams of being famous. is good with or likes children. likes Disney movies. likes to hear the words "I Love you." enjoys giving or receiving hugs. wants to be treated like a goddess. wants to be touched or nurtured by someone's hands or heart. is a hopeless romantic on the inside. can't hold her own in a battle of words, wits, or wrestle. can't swear like a sailor. likes to be primped or pampered. doesn't know anything about cars, sports or electronics. enjoys talking, or is self-centered or self-important. wants attention or enjoys the spotlight. thinks bathroom talk is gross. can't still be graceful and gracious just because she's rough around the edges. sucks at driving. lacks common sense, book smarts, or street smarts. has tiny hands and feet, or a small voice. dances in her underwear or in the shower. likes to be naked. cares if other people like her or not. deserves the friends that she has.